First I did it not too long ago, signed up for one of those FREE RINGTONE services on accident, and wound up coughing up $9/month until I texted them a STOP.

Now it's my wife's turn, to the tune of $14/month.

I was thinking though, these services are strictly single opt-in online, if you wanted to be really mean to someone, you could sign them up online to every single one you can find for about $1,000/month. Anyone want to be my worst enemy now?